ATTN: I ROCK!

So today was my 18th birthday and all and I was just checking my e-mail and my Aunt it made me laugh even. So I thought I would Share it with you all even though you won't get the humor in it.

dan....


Hi Dan,

I can’t believe you are 18 already. Now you will be able to vote and even play bingo. Let me know if you are interested.

Hope you have a good day and I’ll see you Sunday.



Aunt Jean

Hahah...bingo



BTW SUNDAY the 9th...birthday party thing for me. you all should/have to come. 12:00pm-4:00pm. come at least for the free food.

So im pretty sure that i'm tired of school already. yeah thats right i'll say it again...im tired of school. SO i went to work today and i pulled into the driveway and i saw gary's blue truck and i was like shit....then i looked to the left and guess what i saw? a white car!well who do i know who drives a white car and they also work at zesty's? I had an idea but i wasn't quite sure. then i walked into the door and guess who i saw? Yeah that's right!! Miss. Kari E. BACHER! My most favortie all time preson to work with! It totally made up haveing to work with gary. SO on this call in order some one wanted a BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. well i wrote down BCON CHB insted of DBL BCON CHB, which is the abbreavation for a DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER. Well gary comes out of the kitchen and was like is this a CHEESEBURGER with BACON or a DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER? I'm like a it's a DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER because clearly if it had been a CHEESEBURGER with BACON added onto it i would have wrote it like this....CHB add BCON! I swear to god that he will use any little thing that i do wrong to correct me and give me a stern talking to and in this case clearly it was visable what i ment when i took the order. Then after i got off i went to eat with kari and we had a great conversation about life, love, and the persuite of happiness...well sorta. anyway it was fun.

then me and kristin and my momma went to have our picturs taken for the church directory. i looked drunk and ugly in all the pictutes they took.


IM ON STAGE CREW FOR THE MUSICAL AND MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 14 DAYS!

AND MY CELL PHONE BROKE!

WOAH THE CREW MEETING WAS TODAY! This has got to be one of the most best days of school all year!


I ordered my senior pictures today. in four week we'll all get them bitches!


my dad's going down to the gulf coast tomorrow to help save peopl eand stuff. maybe he'll bring me back something cool.

mom's pissed cause he's missing their anniversity(wednesday)...20 years...like woah!

Im tired of school already....I need a vacation.

I joined titletown fintess yeasterday. im gonna get buff and fit like midgets!

i need to do math and laundry.

so im off






bye





dan

Ali and Kendra are distracting to me.




bitches

Just take a look...

HOSPITALS HAVE NO POWER. THE DEATH COUNT RISES EVERY MiNUTE. THIS IS NOT A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY, THIS IS THE UNITED STATES!

Please...If you can...Donate

Yes thats rite i went to the arm-pit of america, the hell hole aka: alabama.

______Went to montgumery. saw mama roper. there were about a zillion dead roches outside her house.ate bad food. shit in the craft store. played kings in the corner. i won all 6 games. yes go me.

_____Then off to aubrun to see granny wolfe and her **NEW TRAILER**. a double wide i do beleive. its rite next to mama agnus's trailer. yeah cool i know. i went to wal-mart like 6 times in a matter of 3 days. yep i am killing america.
i watched pocohantus, oceans 12, the 5 people you meet in heven, sidways, anchorman...yep it was a boring time for all.

____Then went up to see grandpa roper and ingrid for a night. what a woot they are! maybe i'll add more if i feel like doing it.


sweetishfeeshy: dan strippers are not culture
sweetishfeeshy: they're skanks

dan

I went to get my senior pictures today and pretty sure that look 3/4 retarded in about all of my pictures. maybe once i get them in that book thing they wont look that bad. i have a shitty fake smile what can i say?

went up north today and watched baby pigs being born. sick fun! grandma and grandpa's house too and aunt tweet was there.

Whats Going On by The 4 Non Blondes....KATIE THIS IS THE SONG!________________
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________me and whitney found it tonite....go us!


alabama comming up in 2 days........
dan

willy552o: are you excited for alabama
dannyLAX0: no i dont want to go
willy552o: why not, it sounds like fun
willy552o: are there a lot of cows there?
willy552o: could you go cow tipping?

 

 

haha karen your so funny.

I slept till 11:00 today. Tiffany woke me up. we went to school.to get parking passes.they wern't posted.checking again on monday. Went to the library. returned my book.only read like 3 chapters.only had it for a week.couldn't renew.damn library whores.Tiffany had 38 books on hold.woah.went to festivle to get tiffanys pay check. $150. made me wish i had money. came home. ate pizza and watched Spin City. Heather Locklear. Barns and Nobel hopefully tonight to get that book.to read on the way to alabama. leaving on tuesday. not dure if i really want to go. maybe a nap now.


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dan

ok go 06: you should write a LJ about working with me
ok go 06: and what a pleasure it was.

Yes today was my first real day of real work. Yeah no more boring stuff like taking pretend orders and ringing up the pretend orders on the register! Yes it was the real thing...and Kari was there and she helped me out a lot and it made me happy. Kari was all like showing me how to make the blasters and the shakes and sundeas. She even let me take orders from people so i could practice. Kari rocks my freaking world and beyond! And then i came home....

 

and went out to eat with kristin and maria. we went to that mexican restaurant were they killed that goat that one time. and then to Starbucks and then to pat heil's house! we hung out with him and jr. and jenny for an hour or so and then there was the tornado watch and we came home and it RAINED! A LOT! WOAH! YES!

 

 

Dan

Woah i start work tomorrow.

i updated it and it hawt like good sex. trust me. go look NOW!








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Dan O

Today i went out
to eat
with WHITNEY AND
her CANADIAN releatives!
I love canada
and canadians
umm applebees!
yay for weston
and
his
funny asian porn...






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